There are many times in life you might wonder what it is your woman is trying to tell you. As a species, women are very pragmatic. They rarely say what they mean, when they do it's usually too late for you.
I was visiting my aunt and uncle one day, sometime around christmas, and my uncle was wrapping a present. I sat there watching my aunt getting more and more frustrated with my uncle. Finally she said, "Let me help you with that." I realized that what she actually meant was "You are doing it wrong!" It was one of those rare moments of insight you hear about but never experience for yourself. It was that moment that the Chictionary was born. I have added to the Chictionary over the years, inspired by a combination of confusion over the opposite sex and Richard Jeni.
The late, great Richard Jeni believed that women had come here from another planet, most likely seeking moisture of some sort. (He was probably right.) He theorized that they control this world-wide conspiracy from thier headquarters (the women's room). The Chictionary is dedicated to him, he is missed by countless fans of his unique view of the world.